Daily Funny Joke - 09/16/2009 - Living to 100

An energetic rookie asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be 100. The doctor asked the man: "Do you smoke or drink?"

"No," he replied: "I've never done either. I'm dedicated to my sport and I'm going to be a major league star one day."

"Do you gamble, drive fast motorcycles or fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.

"No, I've never done any of those things, either."

"Well, then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be 100 for?"

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